November 2011
1 post
Beauty in a brown dress
I still remember
The way it felt that night
And when I close my eyes
I see you in my mind
And I still remember
The way it felt that night
To have you in my sight
August 2011
4 posts
mother nature strikes back
Today I got into my second hit and run. While I was leaving the Safeway parking lot someone in a Prius decided to back into my car. After they hit me they drove off rather suddenly. I was a little taken aback by the incident because I would have thought that a Prius owner would have the decency to at least stop and give me a twenty spot or something. I think Mother Nature may still have it out for...
on a serious note
Over the course of this past month I have spent a great deal of time trying to process what has been happening in my life since graduation. In the past three months I have started a new job, moved into a new place, watched helplessly as the school I just graduated from closed without legitimate cause, and struggled with finding out who and what I am supposed to be. I spent the...
Ironic
I feel like I always hear about women talking about how men should treat women and men often talk about how women should treat men. However, I find it ironic that you very rarely hear a woman talk about how women should treat men or a man talking about how men should treat women. Perhaps if everyone spent more time worrying about how they treated other people other people might do the same for...
July 2011
4 posts
The park
I’ve learned in my life that women have an irrational love of swings.
irony
Christianity would be great if it wasn’t for all the Christians.
Finding a hair is never a good thing.
June 2011
5 posts
likes
My favorite combination of curse words has to be bitch ass. It’s just so ambiguously descriptive and flows off the tongue with ease.
“I’ll show you fear in a handful of dust”
– T. S. Eliot
Bethany til I die
It’s hard for me to accept that Bethany is closing down. To be honest I haven’t accepted it. I spent four years at Bethany and at every turn there was a risk of the place closing. The closest thing I can compare that school to is The Duke’s of Harzard. No matter how much trouble the school got in, No matter the WASC people coming in threatening to take away our status as a...
thought
The hardest part about having all the answers is not knowing the questions.
May 2011
3 posts
What I think when people complain about gay...
Gay people getting married doesn’t effect my life at all.
and let’s get real. If they weren’t getting into heaven before hand it’s not like God is gonna open up the pearly gates because they got married.
at the risk of sounding like a bad american.
It’s ironic to me that a country of people who hated Osama because he was responsible for the planning of killing people were so excited and threw parties because someone killed him. So much for the sanctity of human life everyone was fussing about in the first place I suppose.
fact.
If you tell me about how you’re are going somewhere and you are going to make poor decisions and you’re super excited about I will say cool. However, in my head I’ll be thinking great I can add that to my list of things I don’t care about at all. Thanks for taking that 30 seconds of my life away explaining how you and you’re bestie always cause a ruckus.
January 2011
2 posts
Today while at lunch some how the passion of the Christ was brought. And I said I read the book it was much better. This girl next to me goes wait there was a book?
newspaper article number 1
Spring is in there air. Even though the first day of Spring isn’t until March 20, the weather turning from the constant winter drizzle to sunshine and cloudless skies marks Spring’s imminent arrival. Along with graduation and summer vacation only being a small distance away, Spring marks the beginning of “Ring by Spring.” For those unfamiliar with the concept of “Ring...
November 2010
1 post
Good morning Mr. Orwell
Over the course of this semester I have sat through many chapels. I have not spoken out my opinions about them to very many people because I wanted to give them a fair chance before I passed judgment on them. That being said I feel like I have been taking crazy pills. Perhaps the worst part of sitting through chapels is not the unintelligent babble that is spilled out of an overly emotive,...
October 2010
1 post
joke
if i had a time machine i’d go back in time and play with myself
July 2010
2 posts
white whine
I had too many facebook posts and people arent gonna see them all.
things you probably shouldnt say to a woman
Oh yea sorry i didnt text you back i was questing
thought
Sometimes i feel bad because i find out someone i know had a kid and my first reaction is not “oh that’s so nice”, but instead its more of what? Who would have sex with them?
June 2010
2 posts
women
I have a new theory about women (its actually an old theory which i got from the movie A Beautiful Mind). All the dudes go for the really really attractive girls so someone like myself doesnt have much of a chance because not only is the market flooded driving up inflation but I’m also hard to put up with. So i purpose that instead of going for those girls and lowering my standards...
May 2010
2 posts
to do list to get a girl
1. Learn to ride a horse
2. Memorize lines from shakespeare, specifically A midsummer night’s dream
3. become a published poet and claim shakespeare as my inspiration
4. Read at least one Nicholas sparks book.
5. Grow hair like Robert Patterson
6. Become familiar with the Twilight saga
7. Acquire large sums of money
8. Abs
9. Learn to play songs by death cab for cutie, snow patrol,...
March 2010
1 post
Things I learned that you shouldn't say to a woman
Anywhere you go I’ll find you.
I’m gonna get you.
Hey drink this water with a pill in the bottom.
Oh no it’s cool I already know how to get to your house.
February 2010
1 post
mlia
today i went to lunch at a pizza place and since it was presidents day they had a special where if you could name the first five presidents you could get a free drink. I named them all and won the free drink but i only had a credit card and you had to spend at least five bucks to use your credit card so i had to end up buying the drink anyway. epic fail
September 2009
1 post
first impressions
I find that when people meet new people (especially when a guy meets a new girl) they spend a great deal of time trying to impress them with the various things that they have done. Usually with stories of past endeavors of peril or blatant stupidity. In some, usually vain, attempt to make this person think that you are better than you actually are. Personally when I meet someone (especially a...
August 2009
4 posts
frustration
When i work at the bookstore i always ask people if they want a bag for their items when they get rung up. Most times people say yes or no and leave it at that, but more often than not people say “no, save a tree.” As if the plastic bag i was gonna give them was made from a tree. I want to correct them but cannot cause im at work. dang.
idea
So many times in life we get caught up in what it is to become a better person. We are told that practice makes perfect and that if you don’t succeed you have to try again. However, i submit that it is this mentality that hinders us. Society has palced a stigma on the “self-made man.” The person who through thier hard work and devotion to excellen has some how achieved a level...
thought
Text messages have completely changed the way that men and women “court” eachother. What did people do before they had texting?
gay
So there is a new commercial with Hillary Duff in which she tells these girls that shouldn’t say gay and basically says that they are bad people for saying it. My response to that commercial…
That was totally gay.
July 2009
7 posts
should have put a ring on it
Maybe Beyonce has never heard the expression why buy the cow when you get the milk for free.
twitter
i had a twitter before it became “twitter.” does that make me trendy?
white whine
Why even buy an album in a presale if its not even here the day the album comes out?
idea
what if to get a date i threw my phone into a girls open window as she’s driving. I then call my phone and tell her that if she doesnt go out on a date with me im calling the cops and saying she stole my phone.
dog poop
I’ve noticed a trend lately that when women walk their dogs they tie a plastic bag around their wrist. Of course, these bags are for picking up the crap of the dog they are walking and the plastic bag around the wrist is an attempt to desguise the fact that they woman is going to be picking up poop. This poop bracelet is a look at the stigma that we put on poop. That woman, whoever she may...
Fact
I don’t like peeing where I eat. This includes resturants, the cafe (which isnt a problem now cause it burned), and even other peoples homes. I would rather hold it to the point where it is uncomfortable and even a little painful than go the bathroom in one of these places.
I have no clue what is wrong with me.
June 2009
6 posts
thought
I think Ford should run a afFORDable campaign.
twitter is gay
enough said
May 2009
2 posts
I've dropped the ball
I havent posted lately. im going to fix that in the near future
questions
Whilst watching Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory I found myself asking some very serious questions.
first how are the health inspectors getting into the factory. Also i wanna if the factory is up to code. Are there emergency shut off switches? How does workmans comp work there? do you just get an everlasting gobstopper and an oompa loompa song?
Also whats the deal with those oompa loompas....
April 2009
1 post
