dog poop
I’ve noticed a trend lately that when women walk their dogs they tie a plastic bag around their wrist. Of course, these bags are for picking up the crap of the dog they are walking and the plastic bag around the wrist is an attempt to desguise the fact that they woman is going to be picking up poop. This poop bracelet is a look at the stigma that we put on poop. That woman, whoever she may be, knows that there is no way to be attractive and involved with poop. (I’m sure there are a few people that would disagree but we are not going to go there)
Think about it. If the most attractive woman on the planet was picking up dog poop by putting a bag over her hand and then flipping it inside out i would not be attracted to her. What these women need to do is stop wrapping the bag around their wrists and just put in their pockets or even buy a fanny pack. They arent cool but at least it isn’t a big plastic bracelet that says “hey look at me I’m about to pick up poop.”
